Farve and A-Rod

Another sunny day in Florida today as I write, ponder and look for a job. Yes, this sitting around waiting for the phone to ring and the economy to improve is getting old. Anyhoo, here are my thoughts on the two big sports stories of the week:

Brett Farve has retired and who really cares with the exception of ESPN? He has finally hung it up but the thing is, who didn't expect this? He played for 17 seasons, retired once because he was a baby and now he is doing it again. Now the question is, will he come back yet again and where will he play? Yo Brett, go fishing and hunting and call it a career. Don't keep coming back so a great legacy does not get ruined.

A-Rod.............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That is what I have to say about that. The man cheated and this time actually admitted it. He lied before and we know he is lying when he says he doesn't know what was injected into his own body. How can a top caliber cheater not know what is going into his body? Oh yeah, he knew but just isn't bright or honest enough to admit it.

Now, the new rules for those who have been on roids:

Hitters:

1) If beaned in the head, the batter is out.
2) 15 balls for a walk, one strike for an out. Hey, they are cheating so why shouldn't the rules change?
3) No leading off the bag. If you have that much speed from juicing, you don't need any other advantage.
4) All plays are force plays with an outed roid user on base.

Pitchers:

1) Bean a guy, you are suspended for 50 games. After all, there is rage in that body of yours and obviously counseling is needed.
2) 15 strikes and one ball. CHEATERS!!!

Anyhoo, there are my nickel opinions for the day. As I sit waiting for the phone to ring, I wonder if I should start watching soap operas. Nah, there is still writing to do.